Brian has written a lot of stuff that he thinks is really funny, but publishers don't always agree, so a lot of this hasn't hit print yet. From time to time one of his favorite stories will appear on this page. Today's selection is called, On the Acceptability of Dogs, an excerpt from his manuscript, Fly Fishing on the Cheap (A How-to book for people who don't want to learn very much). Brian always likes feedback, particularly if its good, so make use of the hyperlinks to send him a message if you are so inclined.

On The Acceptability Of Dogs